Your Bots & Webhooks.
Protected 24/7.
DeadManPulse pings your crypto trading bots, webhook endpoints, and APIs every 60 seconds from Cloudflare's global edge. Get instant Telegram alerts before your capital takes the hit.
How DeadManPulse Works
Zero server software to install. Zero complex SDKs. Complete edge coverage configured right inside Telegram in 30 seconds.
Add Your Endpoint
Paste your webhook URL or bot API endpoint in Telegram. DeadManPulse immediately starts pinging it.
Real-Time Monitoring
Our edge engine checks your endpoint every 60s from 300+ global locations. Zero false positives with secret token auth.
Instant Telegram Alert
If your endpoint fails or latency spikes above 1500ms for 2+ consecutive checks, you get an instant Telegram push — before your users notice.
Live Status Desk
Autonomous multi-region health probes executing every minute across mission-critical crypto infrastructure.
Institutional Tier Plans
Zero friction. Pay with USDT via Telegram. Activate in seconds.
PRO
- 20 Monitors
- 1-min check interval
- Instant Telegram alerts
- Weekly Pulse Report every Monday
- Priority response
AGENCY
- 50 Monitors
- 30-sec check interval
- Multi-workspace alerts
- Team Telegram notifications
- Custom alert thresholds
Engineered For High-Stakes Operations
When sudden downtime translates to liquidated capital or broken reputation.
Algorithmic Traders
Monitor your trading bot endpoints, exchange API webhooks, and stop-loss triggers. Never miss a signal because your webhook went dark.
Web3 Agencies
Keep client smart-contract event webhooks and CRM integrations running 24/7. Deliver SLAs with confidence.
Bot Developers
Know instantly when your Telegram bot, Discord bot, or AI agent goes offline. Fix it before your users file a complaint.
⚡ Start Monitoring in 30 Seconds
Open Telegram. Type /add https://your-endpoint.com. Done. DeadManPulse handles the rest.